Favourite quote: ‘If you had a face like mine you’d punch me on the nose and I’m just the man to do it’ – Stan Laurel

I live in Birmingham, England with people, animals and other excuses for not matching Stephen King’s output. Nevertheless, despite my whining, I’ve managed to write and sell quite a few things, each of which contains a small autobiographical detail. So, provided my wife doesn’t read too much of my work and put things together…