
Mistress Twisted
Welcome my dears, into the dungeon that is both my Twisted mind and Twisted fantasies. As it is yours I suspect, or you would not be here. I do hope you enjoy all my delicious Twisted offerings and I look forward to connecting with you when I open the next Twisted chapter. Together I hope.
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First photos from the Twisted50 Launch and Awards… Behind The Scenes
We just got the first batch of photos from the awards! Doesn’t it loow AWESOME! Want to get a little bit more Twisted? Here’s some related posts… Listen to the fabulous Steph Wessell on last nights BBC Radio Bristol Twisted 50 Audiobook Secret Diary… Entry Two, by Helen Lloyd… Meet a Curious Boy read by

First photos from the Twisted50 Launch and Awards… Red Carpet
We just got the first batch of photos from our ace photographer Craig Connelly from the red carpet and doesn’t everyone look fabulous! Feel free to download and use these pictures on your sites, blog and social media. Want to get a little bit more Twisted? Here’s some related posts… Listen to the fabulous Steph

Watch the Chilling Trailer for the Twisted50 volume 1 Audiobook
Marvel if you will, at the trailer for the Twisted50 Audiobook, produced by the fabulous Helen Lloyd. 50 Writers, 50 Stories… 50 Narrators… Enjoy it and please share with your communities. Chris Jones www.Twisted50.com Want to get a little bit more Twisted? Here’s some related posts… Listen to the fabulous Steph Wessell on last

So what is the Twisted50 Audiobook Experience REALLY like? Here’s what listeners say…
The Twisted50 Audiobook has been ‘beta’ listened to by five people. During this process the feedback surprised even us. It seems that Twisted50 narrated is EVEN better than the written word. Here is feedback from three of the listeners… ‘The Twisted50 audiobook is a compelling, unhurried, lingering, luxurious, silk-lined, creamy-dark, downy flick-knife musk-rose experience. So

Artwork, packaging and final polishing of Twisted50 Audiobook complete
We just sent of the Audiobook sleeve to the printers, have mastered the CD’s and are about to send out the final files for duplication. Handling the final audiobook as a physical product is rather exciting, a bit like holding your book versus reading on a computer screen. That buzz never gets old. We shot

Audiobook, the mastering process begins
Helen Lloyd has just uploaded the final reading for Twisted50 and the final mastering has begun. How exciting. Viktoria made a video blog of the process which you can watch below… Chris Jones www.Twisted50.com Want to get a little bit more Twisted? Here’s some related posts… Twisted 50 Audiobook Secret Diary… Entry Two, by Helen Lloyd…

‘The Beholder’ by Stephanie Wessell, audiobook excerpt read by Kat Rose Martin
It’s with some trepidation that I sit down to listen to this extract of my story in its new audio form. My narrator, Hannah, has lived in my head for over a year but, perhaps weirdly, I have no set ideas about where she comes from, her ethnicity or what class she is. I am,

Have you seen the book cover for Twisted’s Evil Little Sister?
We are at ‘stage one’ of the three stages needed for Twisted’s Evil Little Sister to be available in paperback on Amazon via CreateSpace. The second stage is the cover which we expect to be confirmed later today or tomorrow. Then it’s just a few crossed T’s and dotted I’s and we are good to

Do Blastocysts Dream Of Foetal Sheep audiobook excerpt
Some of the tales in Twisted are just a little bit more Twisted than others. Do Blastocysts Dream Of Foetal Sheep? by Alex Thompson is one such story. Read it if you dare. I just got the first part of the Audiobook performance by Joan Walker and it is, as with all other excerpts from the Audiobook, outstanding. I cannot wait

Twisted 50 Audiobook Secret Diary… Entry Two, by Helen Lloyd… Meet a Curious Boy read by Charles Constant
WHAT ON EARTH AM I THINKING!!!! A daily audiobook diary? I must be mad! Not only do I not have the time to do a daily diary, but you’d be bored stupid. So … I think a diary entry per week is more realistic! You see, everyone thinks that we lead very glamorous lives. We

Twisted50 Audiobook First Recordings Appear…
You may have heard that we are making an Audiobook of Twisted50 volume 1, aided and abetted by ace producer Helen Lloyd. We asked all the authors in the book to make a small contribution to help pay for this and we will be selling both physical and downloadable copies too. You can pre-order yours

Twisted’s Evil Little Sister Topples Stephen King AND Clive Barker to Number 1 Spot in 3 hours!
Twisted’s Evil Little Sister Topples Stephen King AND Clive Barker to Number 1 Spot in 3 hours! We launched Twisted’s Evil Little Sister today and within one hour, we had knocked both Stephen King and Clive Barker from their number one and two slots respectively. Such GREAT news for everyone involved in both Crate50 and